Welcome to the TrollRunner Garden Log
A cozy 8-bit garden diary where I document my plants, experiments, gardening wins, gardening Ls, tips, memes, and the whole journey from seed to harvest. Grab a watering can and explore the pixel garden. 🌻
Garden Journal
The personal, funny, occasionally painful log of my gardening journey. Wins, Ls, and lessons learned the hard way.
Plant Gallery
Every plant, labelled and sorted. Tap a photo to enlarge. Filter by type below.
Growth Timelines
Plant evolution screens — watch each plant level up from seed to harvest. 🟢 done · 🔴 now · 🟡 coming up.
Garden Tips I Learned the Hard Way
Beginner-friendly, no-nonsense gardening tips. Simple, practical, and earned through dead plants.
Meme Garden Corner
Original garden-themed Trollface-farmer energy. 100% relatable plant suffering.
Interactive Pixel Garden Map
Click a plot to explore that corner of the garden. Welcome to the overworld.
Seasonal Archive
The year, sorted by season. Photos, progress, recaps, and regrets.
Harvest Tracker
The retro stats screen. Current run, current boss battle.